Dear Diary....
I have been waiting for 3 weeks now. I understand that he's busy. I get that. But, I mean, seriously, it's about time for a reply. I sent my letter almost a month ago. Plus, I sent it overnight priority to make sure he got it. So it couldn't have been lost in the mail or something like that? But how else can I explain it? There must be some answer.
Ok, so I realize that the great G.C. is pretty occupied with his career and travels and fabulousness, but I think I made it clear how much I love him. It was, after all, a 30 page handwritten declaration of my undying, neverending, burning throughout my being, increasing with my every breath, echoing through my every thought, all-consuming love. NOT INFATUATION, despite what some of my less supportive friends might think. I can just tell when I look into his eyes that we were meant to be together. There's something about him that reassures me of our bond every time he's interviewed. Oh, Georgy, why do you torture me so? Maybe he's flying out to see me and wants it to be a surprise. That would be amazing. That's gotta be the answer, right? There's no other plausible explanation. UNLESS, he is currently shopping for an engagement ring to present to me when we meet. But I don't know. It's going to take a face-to-face meeting to convince the great Clooney to end his bachelor days and begin our life together. When he looks into my eyes and our souls mingle, he'll know it, though. Mrs. George Clooney. We'll be married in his beautiful villa on Lake Como. Well, I guess then it will be our villa. Ah, Italy.
So where the hell is his damn letter?!!!???!?!?!?
Patience is a virtue, true love will come to those who wait...
I just hope that I don't begin losing faith.
Until I receive an answer, I will continue scrapbooking and making digital photos of us and planning the wedding and thinking of names for our children and decorating the house we'll be buying on the Greek Isles....
I can wait for paradise!
With breath that is bated,
the futureMrs.GeorgeClooney
1 comment:
lol... well done for a passeryby... but I did figure out who he was before you mentioned his actual last name.
He is pretty great, and liberal too.
Even his dad is great.
Good luck with that!
-separateman
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