Dear Diary,
Well, now I've really done it. I took three aspirins within a six hour period. This is not good. I had a really bad headache, so OBVIOUSLY I wasn't in the mood to read the label. Now I have and let me say this: I should have taken the time to read before ingesting this lethal dose. Who knew the serious side effects of some headache medicine. I mean, maybe a little bit of nausea or fatigue, but not death?! Liver failure?! Heart failure?! Possibility of entering comatose or vegetative state?! What the?!!! I cannot believe this. Granted, my head feels better, but I mean, maybe your head does feel better before a major psychotic break. Damn. My sister always told me to read the directions and/or label, but did I listen? No. I have a history, you know. I never do the patch test before dyeing my hair. I never look at what my shampoo says. I don't bother to read the directions on the spaghetti package. I don't look at how to use toothpaste properly, which BY THE WAY is dangerous if you swallow more than a pea sized amount. Ok, my stomach feels like its rotting. Oh god. What the hell am I doing? I should have called a doctor. Maybe they can pump my stomach. Cause you know I'm not gonna do a self-pump. Not me. DOCTOR. or 911? I'll figure it out.
--MigraineFreeButPossiblyDamaged
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