This one's for EG

Dear Diary,

Woof! It was much worse than I expected. First of all, someone farted in the stairway. I mean, they really let one go. I could barely breathe all the way to the top floor, which is horrible, given the climb. Ok, but moving on...
Next, someone in class had the same shoes on as me. More importantly, she was wearing them with a skirt!! Hello-it's, like, 20 degrees out! Who needs to wear a skirt? I think they might have looked better on her if she didn't have those huge feet. They looked like two overinflated rescue boats. Maybe she shouldn't have bought them in neon yellow. The worst part is, she ruined the shoes for me. I think I'm gonna throw them away because they disgust me now.
Oh yeah and can you believe that "someone" thought it would be cool to give my number to Kevin? He keeps calling me: like I'm interested...what is he thinking? Meanwhile, I had a horrible hair day and he actually complimented me on it. Um, excuse me, but I DO NOT need someone to lie to me. I have my friends for that.
Ok, well, I guess I should get back to working on my thesis for my PhD program.
xoxo,
2cool4school