dear diary,
today, in class, i smelled something kind of gross. i'm not sure if it was me, but if it was, i don't know what i'll do. it smelled like mcdonald's food--but definitely not in a good way.
you know, it's not like i don't wear anti-perspirant. but if i smell anyway, what am i supposed to do? i shower and all, so it can't be a matter of cleanliness..maybe it wasn't me...but that seems kind of unlikely. i wonder if other people noticed and avoided me because of it? oh my god...i don't know what i'll do if i'm the smelly kid in class. you always hear about the stinkerpot, but i don't want to be that person.
i can't believe this. i knew my sister wasn't lying when she said i smell bad. my mom said she was just trying to get to me, but i knew her nose was telling the truth. what if i smell like onions? people do not like smelling onions in your armpit. i can never hug someone again, that's for sure!
kiss on the cheek, but no arm lifting motion--
smellykidinbackrow
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