Dear Diary,
I am very scared because I just woke up from an extremely disturbing dream. I was hugging a giant penis. And one of my friends was there. What does this mean? Could someone interpret for me? But please, please, please do not apply Freudian theory.
I'm going to try to get back in bed, but I doubt that I will be able to close my eyes.
INsomniac.
8 comments:
this shit is funny as hell! hahahahaha!
i think that the penis is resembling a huge step in your life. the fact that you are hugging the penis could be interpreted as a major chapter of your life that is about to be closed. you're saying good-bye to something old and hello to something new. the fact that there is a friend of yours watching could mean, that you're starting your journey not on your own.
***from a more practical view: you gonna hava a threesome with a really good friend of yours.*** hahahahaha
Thank you for your support, Angi and roaaahr. It's truly appreciated during this time of confusion and anxiety in my life.
Angi, you had the penis in your arms, too??!
I just woke up and could have swore someone was hugging my penis:)
j/k, ran across your blog, interesting.
cya
Thanks!
hatte der penis zufällig ein winzig kleines muttermal an der (von oben guckend, linken) Seite? Weil ansonsten trifft eure Beschreibung voll und ganz auf Mr. Pokey, aka the Curdmeister zu. verdächtig....
ÜÜH. Du hast auch ein Muttermal auf der linken Seite deines Penis?? Sachen gibts...
In case Vera should read this, Curd, your description of the penis reminds me of an incident at Camp Horizon(s?) Anyone else remember Dominic Schwarz?
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