Dearly Beloved, We are gathered here today...
Ah, how I long to hear these words. How I dream of the beautiful ceremony, the white of my dress only bested by that of the huge smile on my face.
I'm sorry, Diary, for having abandoned you all of this year. I was busy pining. Pining, pining, pining every day. I am, and let's face it, have been hopelessly devoted to one man my whole life. Or at least since age ten, before that Alvin the Chipmunk was my main squeeze.
How long must I wait for my soulmate to see me as more than his little sister's best friend? How many more hours will be wasted doodling my name and drawing portraits of my love? The days seem to crawl by in agony as my heart, my soul, my very being are consumed with the torture of unrequited love.
If only there were some simple answer. It seems that I am destined to be waiting in the wings until my day comes. Meanwhile, I can't be bothered with other specimens of inferior masculinity. Who could be tempted by such silly beings as Jude Law, Ewan McGregor and Jake Gyllenhaal?? What fool, who has known the beauty, the depth, the perfection of D.S., could be persuaded to consider wasting a moment of time or energy on these ridiculous boys? I crave the love of a MAN. No, of THE man. The only man for me.
Please bring me solace and help me to find a way to pass the time before I am old and wrinkled and still alone.
Please make him see the light.
With all my hope,
Yours,
D's Girl
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